All White Parties…. It’s not racist, it’s just douchebaggery!

All white parties.  Has anyone ever heard of these or am I the only one living under a rock these days?  Just when I think I am not as old as I am becoming I witness something that literally makes me stop, stare, and look that shit up on the internet.  But yes, if you are going to come on my turf doing your city thang you are getting oogled and googled.  Anyway, over the weekend I’m sitting at a quiet table for two when about halfway through dinner in comes a party of 6.  This wasn’t just any party of 6.  This was a party dressed completely in white.  From the women in their oversized oxford shirts to the metrosexual man in his fashion forward skin tight romper this group was dinner party ready.  Needless to say my head turned and not back quick enough that I got a little Jersey bitch stank eye.  Oh well, you come looking like that be glad I didn’t ask how your photo shoot on the beach went.  Regardless, all found their seats and took no time making sure everyone knew there was a birthday to celebrate and they were on vaca in, where else, but DAY-LA?  Day la….ex-effin-cuse me.  Is that short for Delaware?  I almost choked on my sushi.  You’ve got to be kidding me.  I was waiting for the camera crew to come in.  I thought I was on an episode of Vanderpump Rules.  Just when I think this possibly cannot get more odd their appetizers come.  They all join hands and for a brief moment I think…oh, they are going to pray.  I should not be such a judgemental a-hole.  Then it happens…some sort of namaste om spiritual prayer chant.  I seriously thought I was going to lose my shit.  I don’t know if this is a yuppie, millennial, city, desperate housewives thing but I was totally intrigued and I really wanted pictures to scrapbook this encounter with the aliens from above the canal.  I was just certain I was having an out of body experience……